May the Floss Be with You

Gary Supernova entered the dentist office with an annoyed look on his face. "No offense, doc," he said, "but if my friends weren't so concerned for my health. I'd be at home trying to save this town." "Oh come now, Gary," the dentist said in an all too familiar voice, "What could possibly be better than a nice big smile!!!!" This was followed by the insane laughter that could only be Oswald, Jackson's right hand man. Gary tried to escape, but Pinkie shot some silly string that tied him up as if it was actual rope. "Nuaghty boy," she said, "Move around like that and Doctor won't give you a lollipop." Oswald filled Gary's mouth with cotton and took a look inside. "Oh dear, this doesn't look good at all," he said, imitating concern, "I'm afraid everything will have to go."

Oswald laughed again, breaking out a drill. Before he could kill Gary, Batfox burst thru the window. The shadowy fox of justice brought out a pair of fake teeth. "Your hint was far too easy," he said, "You're losing your edge." "'Scuse me," Pinkie intterupted, "But the teeth were my idea. Not to mention THIS!!!!" She broke out a gas canister and shot some gas and Batfox's face.

"Well, Bats," Oswald said, escorting Pinkie out of the room, "It's been fun, but we gotta fly. Lots of chaos to cuase around town, ya know. May the floss be with you." Oswald laughed insanely as he dropped a gernade in Gary's lap and he and Pinkie made a break for it. Batfox managed to throw the grenade out the window before it exploded and kept Gary from getting hurt from any shrapnel. "Thanks Batfox," Gary said, "What is that rabbit's problem, anyway?" "Sadly," Batfox said, "He was drawn that way."